Sorry for being away for so long, I spent two weeks house-sitting for my grandma. It was nice, just me and my cousin, but now I'm back home and things are...not nice. And it's just me. I can't hang out with my family anymore (because I'm a deplorable person, obviously) and I have no friends here...but hey, at least I'll have time to work on my portfolio. Excitement!
Not too many exciting things happened at my grandma's. Except for Julio Omlette...he was precious...poor thing. But that story will come later, for I have many pictures. For now, movie quotes.

1. "I hope you guys have hobo stab insurance."

Accepted. Mm...Justin Long.



2. "Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?"

Cloverfield, naturally! My all-time favorite movie!



3 "Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?"
"I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung."
"As long as you don't have flat feet."

Across the Universe. Mmm...Joe Anderson....



4. "You don't remember your name?"
No, but for some reason I remember yours."

Spirited Away. My first Miyazaki fav.


5. "They scream and they cry, much as you're doing now."

Batman Begins. Mmm Cillian Murphy...


6. "That wasn't very nice of your parents."
"That's what I told them. Before I killed them."

Red Eye. Mmmm more Cillian Murphy...



7. "This ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet."

Juno!



8. "This whole place is about to blow."
"What? Why?!"
"Cuz I don't like it!"

The Full Metal Alchemist movie. These lines are some of my favorite of all time because they describe Ed's personality within only a few words...


9. "What took you so long?"
"We were upstairs playing."
"Video games!"

Disturbia


10. "Sir...just ask yourself...what would Jesus do?"

Transformers. lol, more Shia LaBeouf


11. "All right, Lewis, knock `em dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone."

Meet the Robinsons. This one made me cry. With happiness!



12. "You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it"

Jeepers Creepers...more Justin Long...



13. "Dad, it's Big Foot!"
"Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus."

A Goofy Movie! Come on, guys, you know it was good...


14. "Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think. "

Zoolander



15. "You owe me a plane."
"Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so..."

Iron Man, of course! Shame on you if you didn't know! Tony Stark rules the word. Apparently.