I AM NOT DEAD. I have simply been making squids.
EDIT: I've been receiving a lot of great feedback on these guys, and I wanted to let you know I am available for commission! Note me if you're interested!
They are 100 dollars, plus shipping! I know it seems like a lot, but the materials are about thirty or forty dollars, and then it takes me about three days to make them. Plus, I currently have no job, and I really need the money to pay off student loans and feed my hedgehog.